…when Mike Breen and Bill Walton take time to note the presence of former WCW World Champion David Arquette at tonight’s Western Conference playoff Game 3 between the Suns and Lakers, and totally ignore Dyan Cannon (sitting next to Magic Johnson)?

I hope that Eric Kuselias, Colin Cowherd and anyone else who has moaned about the NBA-being-not-as-good-as-it-was-in-the-’80’s were out watching some art film rather than witnessing tonight’s duel between The Black President and LeBron James. Despite my fervent hope that the former would use these playoffs as his personal stepping stone to a better shoe deal, I have no idea how Washington is going to shut down James over the course of a best of 7 series. Though sending him takeout from this place might do it.