Somewhere off in the distance, The General explains to his Red Raider troops that if someone can’t find a way to stop A.J. Abrams, they’ll be watching the special features disc from the “Knight School” DVD box on the bus ride home.

(addendum : there is no “Knight School” box. And chances are, Tech flew back to Lubbock. But I’m trying to keep things light around here. There’s nothing funny about about Bobby Knight putting his hands around a young man’s neck. Not without photographic evidence, anyway).