Props to The Big Lead for carefully reading Mike Freeman’s most recent CBS Sportsline column and noticing the following :
Media entry. The NFL analyst who shall not be named that took a picture of his penis with a cell phone camera and has shown it to numerous, uncomfortable women, then was suspended by his network for it. Absolute true story. Please make sure to clean off the mirror when you are done with it.
Can anyone name an NFL analyst who was suspended recently?
Can you blame him for being proud of the results of his NutriSystem diet? Dan Marino can’t.
Dan would appreciate it you called him by his new nickname, “skinny”. And given the way the former Dolphins QB has been supplanted as NutriSystem spokesman by Mike Golic, let’s take it easy on Marino.
I’ve got a really clever comment in my head, but since my keyboard is covered with puke, I can’t type it.