Outside! Not just the most socially/sexually charged composition in George Michael’s back catalog, but a terrific way to show the world that Mike Milbury is still alive. And with the dynamic personalities (shown above) chatting during a long stoppage in play, why would anyone flip channels to college football or basketball?

In all seriousness, the NHL’s grand gimmick experiment has provided stellar television, and I eagerly await Major League Baseball attempting a similar stunt. In January. In Buffalo. On ice.

If nothing else, it could be the ending Tom Glavine’s career truly deserves.