In the light of the manner in which the Dolphins have rallied around a suspended player who a) threatened to shit in a teammate’s mouth and b) claims such threat “came from a place of love”,  I think it is very clear the modern footballer is far more open-minded than often presumed.

Also, full credit to intrepid interviewer Jay Glazer —- The David Frost Of Pro Football —- who really nailed Incogntio to the wall on the subject of younger players paying for veterans’ vacations and a alleged 2012 sexual assault incident. Or at least he did in the version I imagined in which Glazer did something  besides throw batting practice for 5 minutes.