Apologies to the Lynnfield Pioneers for the above headline. A few more well-received Mitch Williams commercials and John Kruk’s agent might recommend desperate measures (elocution lessons? a part in the touring company of “Chicago”?) to his client (video link swiped from The 700 Level)
In the pipeline: A documentary revealing the inside of John Kruk’s skull, using “Time to Get Dumb” as background music.