So writes a resident of the Greater Phoenix area, who wishes to remain anonymous….

Just look at the fucking web address: http://www.gonzo.azcentral.com.

It’s one thing if the guy is retiring or being elected to the Hall. It’s gross. Really. Gonzalez is The Greatest Guy To Walk the Face of The Earth. Yeah, is a .273 hitter worth keeping around at $10 mil option? Probably not. See ya in Tampa Bay, Gonzo. DH … 13 HR … 68 RBIs next year.

Personally, I think the tickertape parade for Vinny Castilla through the streets of Denver was a bit much. Particularly as the massive crowds made it hard for Denny Neagle to find his date.