I really hate the expression “there’s so much to unpack” but regarding Celtic Frost’s open solicitation for auditioning drummers, THERE’S SO MUCH TO UNPACK. “MUST BE WILLING TO LIVE IN SWITZERLAND”. “MUST BE WILLING TO TURN A BLIND EYE TO ASSAULTING SOMEONE IN A MOTLEY CRUE TEE”. “WE HAVE A STRONG IMAGE” (yes, we’ve seen the back cover to ‘Cold Lake’).

We can spend all day getting bogged down in whether or not there’s a contradiction between coveting a drummer who is “wild” but also expecting one who is “precise”. And that’s exactly what I am going to do, I am going to get TOTALLY FUCKING BOGGED DOWN in whether or not there’s a contradiction. This examination will take place during the program’s third hour.

Ill Brothers – Mescaline (The Funky Dope Maneuver)
Teether & Kuya Neil – Scratch The Flea Point (Ft. Nerdie)
Blackhaine – Hotel
Content Provider – Overdrive
Madteo – Cans People
Borez – Rubber Eater
Blowgun – Dead At The Wheel
Big Flame – Testament To The Slow Death Of Youth Culture
Healing – Finally Alive
The Hobknobs – Are You Looking For Something
World Of Pooh – Someone Wants You Dead
The Victims – Television Addict
Clarance Baynard “CB” Walker – This Not A McDonald’s, This Is Not A Bodega
Amateur Hour – Cruel
?Tom Carter – Tubby’s Kingston
Sarah Hennies & Tristan Kaste-Krause – Axo
Tucker Carlson’s Jonestown Massacre – Superiorvatn
Steve Beresford & Tristan Honsinger – Say Hello To The Cello
Malflora – Triangle Shirtwaist