While the New York Knicks are on the precipice of reaching the Eastern Conference Finals, said development neatly coincides with Erik and Lyle Menendez (shown above sitting courtside at a 1990 Knicks game) being eligible for parole, there is the likelihood, however slim, the convicted parent-slayers might actually be front and center when Jalen Brunson, Karl-Anthony Townes et al capture New York’s first NBA Championship in 52 years.
Of course, this would require someone else being supplanted from Celebrity Row and today’s program will consider who is the best self-obsessed candidate to get the heave-ho. It really should not take two hours to determine MICHAEL RAPAPORT is the obvious choice (while he’s not a double murderer, he’s been murdering acting, sports yak and world affairs commentary for longer than anyone cares to remember) and that’s very good because I had to find some way of cramming in nearly two hours of music this week. Current events be damned, with the possible exception of The Damned’s local appearance this Saturday night (which neatly coincides with my referring to Jalen Brunson as Captain Sensible).
Ela Orleans – Lost
Mopcut – Where To Begin (ft. Dälek)
Yara Asmar – Sighs II
Cloud Management – Unfinished Business 1
Andrew Bernstein – In Blue
Eric Arn – Bear, Completely Unraveled
Marco Butcher & Tom Shannon – Abduction
Katz Mulk – Inelegance
Blade – Make It Connect
Golumb – Real Power
Goatfucker Overlord – Alcoholic Parasite
Burmese – We’ve Got The Power
Noisegate – There Were Flies
Bill Orcutt Guitar Quartet – On The Horizon
Joseph Allred – Ditch Lily Suite
ES Trio – Broken Piece
Leslie Keffer – Nada Brahma
Landyhill – Freaky Mind