Which is a bigger drag, being a public figure or having sex with one?

For This Relief Much Thanks doesn’t answer the above question, but it does deliver a rather harsh kicking to former “SportsCenter” anchor / current MSNBC fixture Keith Olbermann (link courtesy Soft Hands).

I think we’re on the brink of a cable news version of Metal Sludge. While I can skip the explicit description of Craig Kilborn’s genitalia, it would be nice to know for once and all if Bob Berkowitz snores.