I guess we finally have the answer to “do you know what I do in my spare time?”  Apparently, STALK GRETA VAN SUSTEREN.

Thanks to Paul Lukas for the head(less) up on this one, but other media outlets are missing the most terrifying aspect of this video.  Who would’ve dared imagine the role of Mr. Met was being played for all these years by The World’s Scrappiest Human?