A draw in the 5th test against Australia has clinched the Ashes, Kevin Pietersen’s first ever Test century (158 in the second innings) making up for 3 earlier dropped catches.

An incredible 12 wickets for Australia’s Shane Warne in the match, by the way, bringing his career total of England wickets to a record 172.

Pietersen and Andrew “Super Fred” Flintoff have now attained the sort of mainstream celebrity status normally associated with footballers and reality TV bozos. It’s all downhill from here, then.