Though Mrs. CSTB continues to flout this great nation’s attemps at maintaining the safety of our air transit by bringing all matters of contraband in her carry-on luggage (razors, nunchucks, etc.), I’m please to note that the hardworking TSA employees at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport successfully apprehended a gentleman yesterday with a long history of violent behavior.

Thank you, TSA. Thank you, ABIA. And God Bless America.