Though the above clip is a year old, it continues to resonate with sports fans across the blogosphere. Fitted Sweats’ Jeff Johnson, writing for that repository of classic sportswriting, Vice, asks “what do you suppose this fellow is up to this weekend, other than rooting for his favorite team and trying to impregnate his hand?”
I realize that if one were to draw a Venn diagram of readers of this blog and die-hard Patriots fans from Massachusetts, there would likely be no overlap. But on the outside chance you know this guy, could you confirm if, in fact, within the last year he has even encountered a œvagine? Please leave your answer in the comments. If you do not know the guy, please feel free to write a short one-act play about a date (with a woman) he might have gone on at any point in his lifetime. I™ll pick a winner and send you a $25 gift certificate for whatever you would like. Please don™t hold Vice responsible. This is between you and me.
For his trouble, Jeff’s observations receive a comment of “WHAT? FOOTBALL IS FOR CLOSETED FAGS”.
As opposed to Stills CD’s. Which are for closets.