• Is Armando Benitez busy tonight? RT @AdamRubinESPN: Mets drive in a run in the ninth on a wild pitch. Now who’s the closer? #
  • After gunning down Reyes, Round Rock Express alumnus Castro has thrown out 8 of 18 attempted thieves. #
  • see ’em now, before they’re sexually assaulted by Siegfried & Roy RT @reviewjournal: Rare white tiger cubs now on display at The Mirage #
  • Johnny Damon welcomed back in the Bronx, despite stupid haircut http://yfrog.com/nfyljp #
  • Longhorn hurler, son of former big leaguer Bruce inked by Detroit RT @mlbtraderumors: Tigers Sign Chance Ruffin http://bit.ly/buAXkv #mlb #
  • wild guess ; Joey Votto didn’t say, “hey, how about that Customs reissue?” http://bit.ly/dg7SOo #
  • possibly not the cinematic equiv. of AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted RE http://bit.ly/cuNN15 #
  • How soon everyone forgets  Saberhagen-as-Bleachy RE: http://bit.ly/9fXYmL #
  • damn, beat me to it RE http://bit.ly/cFcCuk #
  • slim chance of voiding K-Rod deal . see Neagle, Denny and History’s (Al)most Expensive Blowjob RE http://bit.ly/9cgQ6Q #
  • ’09 Mets; 25th in runs scored. ’10 Mets : 25th in runs scored, 28th in .OBP Such small sample sizes. Can we blame Dan Warthen instead? #
  • Orlando Cabrera, world’s oldest/most overpaid batboy http://bit.ly/dpXKd3 #
  • @FO_BBarnwell indeed. My apologies to Hojo. Mets scoring 28 runs in last 13 games is also no reflection on the brilliant hitting coach. in reply to FO_BBarnwell #
  • not w/ HoJo as tutor! RT @nymetropolitans: .213 avg since the ASB, .088 hitting with RISP. w/a few rounds of BP, I could put up similar #’s. #
  • upon learning Bayless and I are in 100% agreement on something, I’m now preparing my suicide note RE http://bit.ly/aVFWL8 #
  • @freedarko I remain grateful Box O’ Laffs’ “Havliceck” also failed to make the cut. You’ve gotta draw a line somewhere. in reply to freedarko #
  • Strasburg should’ve said “no comment”. Harper’s taking full advantage of his leverage, just like S.S. did http://es.pn/bqW8aM #
  • Mets contract a kosher co. to sell Hot Dogs, then question whether the firm was actually kosher. paging Steve Lyons http://bit.ly/bMl3u9 #
  • subtitles for the east coast, please RT @richarddeitsch: Mike Leach has been hired as an analyst for CBS College Sports. #
  • Oakland’s Bare Wires, @smmrbmmr. Matthew’s the man of the moment http://yfrog.com/5eh22lj #
  • @scharpling on “The Last Waltz” : “a collection of self-satisfied dickwads taking an unearned victory lap.” #

  • Fullerton, CA’s Audacity, @smmrbmmr @burgerrecords http://tweetphoto.com/39334307 #
  • Cum Stain finale at @smmrbmmr. Unlike the Austin show, @uhohcumstain kept his pants on http://tweetphoto.com/39314598 #
  • Southern IL ABC TV outlet on Juggalo crowd control http://bit.ly/9yTVXw #
  • Alex Cora wouldn’t tolerate this kind of thing RE http://bit.ly/ddMKKO #
  • “Canseco™s return to the baseball diamond comes after exploring many ventures away from the game” ie. shopping for sleeveless tees #
  • Laredo, TX indie team claims Jose Canseco signing is “the biggest in independent baseball history”. http://bit.ly/dceY2B #
  • @freedarko hey, it could’ve been much worse. You could’ve run this pic of Metal Mike Saunders http://bit.ly/99NXhT in reply to freedarko #