(above : the late Paul Bearer and ‘Taker, both dismayed to learn TV Torso are keeping a low profile this SXSW)

The Undertaker
Art Acevedo
Leslie’s corpse
Dan Rather
Boner Sludge
Andy Langer
Rick Perry
Luke Winkie

In all seriousness, it should come as a huge blow to Kerby Lane to learn one of history’s lamest bands believes their service sucks. Only a TV outlet owned by James Dolan would characterize The Sword as “madmen”. Though I understand they’re miffed about the late night service at Kerby Lane.