(CSTB marketing director Guinness, preparing to piss on a rare Celibate Rifles 7″ in protest)

Shane Warne, Andrew Gaze, both unavailable for comment. From the BBC’s Phil Mercer :

Australians have come up with a novel solution to the millions of feral cats roaming the outback – eat them. The felines are the descendants of domestic pets and kill millions of small native animals each year.

A recent Alice Springs contest featured wild cat casserole. The meat is said to taste like a cross between rabbit and, perhaps inevitably, chicken.

But wildlife campaigners have expressed their dismay that Australia’s wild cat now finds itself on the nation’s menus.

Lest anyone attempt to reach a conclusion about Australian sensibilities, rest assured that if eating feral cats was verboten, Chinese takeaways throughout Britain would be forced to shut their doors.