The “Punch A.J.” theme made perfect sense to Ozzie Guillen, especially when considering the player involved.

“I thought it was awesome, and I know a lot of people want to do that,” said Guillen

In K.C. this evening, the Twins are attempting to undo the early damage created by the ineffective Boof Bonser, as they trail the Royals, 5-2. Incredibly, Elmer Dessens pitched a scoreless 8th (much like the Apollo moon landing, I suspect this was staged) and if that wasn’t enough, Matt Stairs hit a standup double in the bottom of the inning. Jose Reyes hits the same ball and there’s a 50/50 chance of an inside the park HR (especially with Manny Acta coaching third).