Jon Solomon gives us the finger.

Dear Sirs,

My name is Belinda Bedekovic, from Zagreb in Croatia. I have been acclaimed as “the fastest finger” in the world on the remote keyboard in the field of pop music. I would like to ask you to look at my web site where you can hear and see how I play remote keyboard and my performance on stage. After you look at my website and if you will consider that you might find an interest for yourself, I would like you to make a project with me. This would be a great chance for me! Besides this composition on website, I have many more compositions of that kind.