Sorry, folks. I’m on Sultan Stalking duty in San Francisco today, and my first thought upon learning that Michael Strahan (above) had blown off the opening of Giants camp in Albany was, “perhaps he wants to spend more time with Dr. Ian Smith’s family?”

Jets RB Cedric Houston has left the team for what’s being called “personal reasons”. Since confusing the Mangenius with this dude is not considered a good enough reason for bolting camp, we’re left hoping this isn’t a return of Houston’s thyroid condition.