“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m a sportswriter. I can get the phone back to him.”

There’s 240 words from the New York Daily News’ Bill Madden on finding Jonathan Papelbon’s cell phone in the back of a cab and returning it. Another example of why there’s no need to grant bloggers press box access or BBWA membership. They’re just not capable of really getting their hands dirty with an in-depth story.