With apologies to the pending tank-fest in Boston tonight…yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. Von Wafer is back in The Association.

Much as I hate pumping bullets into fish, there’s something slightly wonderful about Bonzi Wells seeking counsel from Ron Artest.
Two Friday factoids that cannot possibly bring a smile to anyone’s face :

a) there will be no dunking for D-Wade in the near future

b) Keith Van Horn might resume his professional basketball career.