(Lampard and Mourinho, they’re not merely arrogant, they’re good & arrogant)

John Terry puts Chelsea through to the Final 8…and Jose Mourinho’s drive to 3 trophies continues, ensuring that Fleet Street’s Most Quotable Character of 2005 will have more chances to blow minds with his advanced intellect.

(Frank and Jose, shown in street clothes following Chelsea’s huge win)

Wigan have reached an agreement with local police that will prevent the Coca-Cola Championship leaders from playing next Saturday’s home match against Milwall in an empty stadium. The cops had claimed that Wigan owed some £300,000 in unpaid security bills.