Liverpool 3, Bordeaux 0

(left to right, Rise, Bickle. You should see what the other guys looked like)

Frank Lampard scored a ridiculous endline-walking goal in Chelsea’s 2-2 draw with Barca that you’re gonna have to see to believe. Totally worth taping “SportsCenter”, just on the off chance it might be shown.

In the Championship, QPR erased a pair of deficits against promotion hopefuls West Brom, Marc Nygaard’s 83rd minute strike earning the R’s a 3-3 draw at the Hawthorns.

Chelsea have supposedly put a £5 cap on their Secret Santa action. Keep in mind you could purchase a Kunt & The Gang single for a bit less.