Straight Bangin’s list of “Ten People We Saw Too Much Of In 2005” includes Will Ferrell (ok, maybe the “Bewitched” movie was a bad idea), Bill Simmons (no argument here), Jamie Foxx, and Notre Dame’s universally beloved Charlie Weiss.
I’m pretty certain that Charlie Weis has a wife. I think her name is Maura. I could be wrong, but this is the information I’m going with. Why am I writing about her? Well, I guess I just wonder if she is satisfied. You know, sexually. I mean, her husband’s dick is in so many mouths so often that I can’t imagine he has much left for her.
I find stories of Weis beating the odds and eating his way out of a successful stomach stapling surgery quite fascinating.