Thanks to Wojohowicz, who forwarded this incredibly crucial news item from Tip The Pizza

I have worked in the pizza business in Deer Park, TX for about ten years and am currently employed with Pizza Hut. Deer Park is a suburb of Houston. Well, one of Deer Park’s residents is Major League Pitcher Andy Petit.

Mr. Petit orders at least once a month from us. I have delivered to his house a few times. Not once have I ever received more than a dollar tip from him or his wife. His pizzas have always been on time and correct. You think someone making millions of dollars a year would be a little more of a better tipper. I guess the world is full of cheapskates.

See? Even if Will Leitch retires from sports blogging, the the public’s-need-to-know shall always be paramount.