The New York Times‘ David Picker, following up on his Benesowitz-baiting scoop of a few weeks ago was back on the case at the Jets/Browns game yesterday and found…more of the same, only more so. Maybe, in the future, these guys will start saying “please?” Or just accept that it’ll be another two quarters before they get to drive 200 yards and see some indoor b00bz here? Anyway:


œThis is the most crowded I™ve ever seen Gate D, said Joe Mosca, a 29-year-old from Long Island. œI™ve never seen it like this before in my six or seven years as a Jets fan. The media told everyone about this going on at Gate D. So now people come from A, B and C to come here and see this. The security has not been like this at any other game.

As the two-minute warning of the first half approached, with the score tied, 0-0, about 20 uniformed state troopers and about 30 security guards in yellow jackets began to line one of the two multilevel, spiral ramps at Gate D, just beyond the stadium™s concourse of concession stands.

By the time halftime was under way, the security staff, which had grown noticeably, was vastly outnumbered. Then the vulgarity began as fans, 12 deep in some spots, urged women to show their breasts. Some tossed plastic beer bottles or cigarettes into the center of the spiral, which was blocked off by a chain-link fence. A few children witnessed the unruly behavior…With the temperature around 38 degrees, the crowd began to point and chant at two women. One of them said she was told by Patrick C. Aramini, a sports authority vice president, to vacate the premises. She said that she and her friend were told they were instigating by watching.

It did not appear that any women exposed their breasts. But at one point, the men began chanting at Erin McDermott, a 22-year-old student at Ohio State. McDermott said she lifted her shirt just above her belly button. The crowd, which included a few fans in masks and one in a Santa Claus suit, booed when it became apparent she would not go further.

œIf I was a dude, I™d boo me, too, McDermott said.

Jets Tits was available for comment, but unasked. Thanks to Stephen Del Percio — still my most trusted source for the latest news on green architecture and green-clad idiot hordes of Jets fans — for the link.