From the forthcoming “Children’s (And Grown-Ups’) Letters To Can’t Stop The Bleeding” :

Hey, it’s Will Leitch, the new guy at Deadspin. Saw your post today; thanks for the happy linkage, if that’s the term people are using (I am — shhh! — new to this blog game). Wanted to let you know that I’m a big fan of your site, and will certainly be throwing much love your direction. If the throwing of love is not something that will cause either of us physical pain.

But anyway: Hi. I’m Will. Let’s be friends!


Dear Will,

Your love brings me such a thrill

But your love won’t pay my bills

I want money.

Money don’t get everything it’s true

What it don’t get I can’t use.

I want money.