I suppose this means fuck off, Pigbag, then.

” I’ll be, I’ll be there/And just before I hit the bar/With the ghost of Rodney Marsh in his pre-smug pundit days/ Before he sold Rangers down the Swanee/With Gerry Francis’s offshore money/ It’s a toss-up between Mick Jones/And a consortium from the Middle Eastern equivalent of Barrett Homes /I’ll be, I’ll be there/With blue and white ticker tape in my hair/Up the Rs/Up the Rs/Up the Rs/What a life on Mars”.

(Iain Dowie reacts to the news that he’s not mentioned in Pete Doherty’s new song. Gerry Francis, right, doesn’t get off so easy.)