….the Daisuke Matsuzaka tributes continue to flow in. Trouble is, several of them were penned by Utter Wonder’s Christopher Monk
œMatsuzaka™s lawn mowing technique is like a filthy limerick, full of poise and power, and a sing-song-like effervescence that charms the spirit. He attacks the grass with a relentless zig-zag motion which renders the lawn confused and bewildered. In the end all that™s left are an overpowered patch of defeat and the open-mouthed awe of his neighbors. “ Landscaping Monthly
Well, that’s still not as bad as Laci Peterson poetry or Journey/Steve Perry fan fiction.