Putting aside for a moment whether or not there’s anything advisable or dignified about goading Indians reliever Chris Perez into an infantile spat, perhaps it is time for someone in the Cleveland organization to have a word with with the effusive Perez about, fuck, I dunno, emulating Marino Rivera or something. Anything instead of this. Free expression’s great and everything, but if his best comeback to a heckler is, “what’s my salary?”, it’s very unlikely this will be the last time he’s picked on. (video swiped from The Big Lead)