A whole crew of Slate-sters go ka-boom on collegiate targets obvious (Duke, Kentucky, Cincy) and otherwise (Vermont). Me, I’m just jealous of anyone who managed to spend 4 years drinking beer, smoking pot and pretending they were studying something.

(2 points for the not-so-hateable Wisconsin-Milwaukee’s Adrian Tigert, part of the #12 seed Panthers’ upset of #5 seed Alabama in the Chicago regional played at Cleveland earlier today).