The last-place Florida Marlins, fresh off a three-game sweep of the Chicago Cubs, are 69-90.

The fourth-place Washington Nationals, having taken two three of three at Shea, are 72-87.

So with three games left in baseball’s regular season, can the Fish at least enjoy a little company down in the cellar? Every NL East fan wants to know.

Correction Appended (as opposed to, y’know, crossing out for comedy).