As any overly paranoid member of the Chicago White Sox staff will tell you, Texas’ Ameriquest Field is a tough place to pitch. With this in mind, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram’s Jan Hubbard has the recently departed (as in, to ESPN, not the great beyond) Rangers exec Orel Hersheiser assemble The Perfect Pitcher for one of the big leagues’ most homer-happy ballparks.
If former Rangers pitching coach Orel Hershiser could create the ideal pitcher, a lefty, for Ameriquest Field, whom would he use?
“Stuff” : Johan Santana
Mind : Greg Maddux
Shoulder : Roger Clemens
Hands : Greg Maddux
Guts : Curt Schilling
Sinker : Derek Lowe
Feet : Kenny Rogers (above)
Height : Randy Johnson