I’ll resist the temption to say that song doctoring for Alice Cooper ought to be a federal crime.

In any event, the FBI has arrested former Human Switchboard singer/guitarist Bob Pfeifer (above, right, circa 1981) in connection with the ongoing investigation of Hollywood private eye Anthony Pellicano.

Without knowing the details behind this case, offhand it would seem like excellent inspiration for a future “Love Monkey” script. (thanks to Repoz for the link)