Writes Ben,

Will CSTB be handing out holiday gifts for readers this year? MLB has come out with a fine line of smoking jackets for Phillies, Yankess, Cubs, White Sox, and a few other teams.

(this is not Ben with his head chopped off)

Only $369.99 a piece!

Sorry, Ben, that’s a little beyond my budget for this Xmas. You’ll have to settle for a bottle of Benito Santiago Chewable Vitamins.