Or as English language speakers/writers might prefer, the repeat.

I realize there’s not a ton of interest amongst the CSTB in the MLS Cup Final, but you’re gonna have to trust me on this one. Any major sporting event that doesn’t end with a speech by Robert Kraft is a victory for all sports fans, regardless of rooting interest.

In the interests of preserving the peace, I implore American sportswriters to cease comparing the plight of the perennial bridesmaid  New England Revolution to that of the Buffalo Bills, mostly because I’d rather not read about Vincent Gallo trying to shoot Taylor Twellman.