Deadspin gleefully reported today that free-falling phormer Phillie (and, er, Met) Lenny Dykstra’s deadbeat status is such that Nails is reduced to selling autographed photographs (and personal phone calls!) on Craigslist (“Im selling a beautifully Framed & Matted piece of Basaeball History !”). It’s sad way to make a buck, but at least Dyskstra’s maintained his entrepreneurial spirit during a tough stretch rather than give a piece of the action to the folks at Hollywood Is Calling. H.I.C.’s no-star roster includes the aforementioned Tom Candiotti, Leon Spinks, Lorenzeo Lamas and perhaps most inexplicably, this titan of the character acting universe.