Here’s a few words of consolation for K.O. victim David Banks :

a) you’re going to be a featured performer on one of the most viewed YouTube clips to not include skateboard bloopers, girls in their underwear or Mike Gravel throwing a rock in a lake.

b) at least you weren’t punched out by Steve Downie.

c) it’s not as though being beaten senseless has stopped Peter McNeeely from having a long and storied career.