Me neither.  But if you’re the sort of person who’d like to bound with two 20-something knuckleheads accused of vandalizing a statue of the Philly Phanatic, their dreamy Facebook profiles are linked below.  From’s Diane Mastrull :

Two men were arrested Saturday morning after a security guard in Franklin Square said he saw them push over the Phillie Phanatic statue in the park at Race and Sixth Streets, breaking its legs, police said.

Timothy Generale
, 24, of Philadelphia, and James Barlow, 26, of Chester, were charged with criminal mischief and disorderly conduct. Police said the men ran off after damaging the statue around 5 a.m. and were caught two blocks away.

((image taken from Walkoff Walk. No idea what’s happening here, btw)