Me neither. But if you’re the sort of person who’d like to bound with two 20-something knuckleheads accused of vandalizing a statue of the Philly Phanatic, their dreamy Facebook profiles are linked below. From Philly.com’s Diane Mastrull :
Two men were arrested Saturday morning after a security guard in Franklin Square said he saw them push over the Phillie Phanatic statue in the park at Race and Sixth Streets, breaking its legs, police said.
Timothy Generale, 24, of Philadelphia, and James Barlow, 26, of Chester, were charged with criminal mischief and disorderly conduct. Police said the men ran off after damaging the statue around 5 a.m. and were caught two blocks away.
((image taken from Walkoff Walk. No idea what’s happening here, btw)