An incident just occured that challenges everything all laws of time and space.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mike Piazza just gunned down Juan Pierre trying to steal 2nd.

And Pierre didn’t even fall down on the way.

(UPDATE : 8 IP, 5 hits, no walks, 10 K’s, 111 pitches thrown by the otherworldly Pedro Martinez, who ran his record to 5-1 with the Mets’ 1-0 win. Save for back to back doubles allowed to Mike Cameron and Cliff Floyd, the Fish’s Brian Moehler was almost as sharp.)