As mentioned previously, Chelsea loaner Scott Sinclair closing the door on Barnet yesterday for Plymouth Argyle, plus there’s the added benefit of checking out Ian Holloway’s fancy suit.

While no one in their right mind would a) leave Wayne Rooney in charge of a missile defense system, b) allow him to pick out the music for a birthday party or c) leave Rooney alone with Grandma, he remains one of the planet’s most devestating, if dunderheaded scoring threats, as Portsmouth learned Saturday afternoon.