It’s a pretty busy day on the sporting calendar, what with just-relegated Portsmouth reaching the FA Cup final, the Rangers and Flyers battling it out for a playoff spot and some obscure golf tournament all competing for eyeballs.  So if you think I’m slightly out of my mind for even flipping to “NBA Access With Ahmad Rashad” for even a minute or two, I can’t really argue.

That said, I was amply rewarded. And full credit to Chris Andersen.  Who’d have thought you could fashion an entire hoops career out of being a shitty Jake Busey tribute act?