For only $3.99, Rick Pitino will excuse himself from his demanding duties fucking housewives at shitty spaghetti & meatballs emporiums coaching the University Of Louisville Men’s basketball squad to wish you a Happy Halloween.  Or a Merry Christmas.  Or A Happy Passoever.  You name, Rick will say it, as will Hillary Duff, Ice-T, or Manny Ramirez.