For only $3.99, Rick Pitino will excuse himself from his demanding duties
fucking housewives at shitty spaghetti & meatballs emporiums coaching the University Of Louisville Men’s basketball squad to wish you a Happy Halloween. Or a Merry Christmas. Or A Happy Passoever. You name, Rick will say it, as will Hillary Duff, Ice-T, or Manny Ramirez.
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“In Soviet Union, Rick Pitino calls you.”