That’s your 2006 NL Batting champ, Freddy Sanchez of the Pittsburgh Pirates, flailing away at the offerings of pitcher Jim Ballan. Home Run Derby claims the latter is the MVP of the United States Perforated Plastic Baseball Association, but a search of said storied body’s website was fruitless ; using their “lost wiffler” feature requires a username and password. Homeland Security’s got nothing on the USPPBA.