And if Mike Lowell doesn’t remember how to hit….they can demote him to Lowell!

From :

The Red Sox and Marlins have come to a tentative agreement on a trade that would send Josh Beckett (above) and Mike Lowell to Florida for shortstop Hanley Ramirez, top pitching prospect Anibal Sanchez and another minor leaguer.

No announcement is expected Monday and the deal is contingent on the finalization of paperwork and all players passing physicals, sources outside the Red Sox organization have told ESPN’s Peter Gammons.

Where’s Bowie Kuhn to break this kind of thing up?