While I’m still wondering what Saturday’s absence of Billy Pittman will have on Texas’ chances of hanging a 70 spot on Arkansas State, there’s no shortage of internet yuck-yuck going down over Florida RB Chris Rainey’s recent declaration, “I’m a white girl man”.

Whether or not such frank commentary will turn Rainey into a punchline, folk hero or some combination of both, remains to be seen. But given the nature of student journalism, isn’t there at least a slight chance the freshman was misquoted, and was merely vouching for the quality of the box office smash pictured above?