LB LaVar Arrington, who recently bought himself out of his Washington deal, has reportedly signed a 7 year pact with the New York Giants.
Green Bay were said to have been recruiting Arrington pretty hard, but when the Pack couldn’t meet his demands for the entire back issue collection of Sick Teen, LeVar was headed to the Meadowlands for sure.
ESPN’s coverage of the NFL Draft, starting next Saturday morning, is the subject of constant commercials on the channel that have me wondering…what sort of counter-programming does the NFL Network have in mind for the day? Perhaps they oughta consider dipping into the NFL Films Library and show classic contests from days gone by, with the voice of John Facenda replaced by that of Johnny Weir.
It would be far better if the NFL draft took three weeks, with each team getting 16 hours for first-round picks. The Vikings would still miss their pick, but the effects on Mel Kiper’s hair could be fascinating.
re : The Kipermeister.
Today, he declared that if Barry Bonds doesn’t hit another home run until June, that is somehow proof of the Sultan’s awesomeness and shows that Barry is beyond criticism.
Clearly, there are serious side effects to that much hairspray.
His performance on the new ESPN Mobile ads is similarly unconvincing, and if it weren’t so dreadful might actually undermine his value as a draft guru. To wit, if every tom, dick and Harry Connick can get the inside dirt via their space-age telephone, who fucking needs Mel Kiper Jr.?
Yeah, I’d take the entire back issue collection of Sick Teen myself, if it were still possible to find every single one of them.