Hardly content with besmirching the memory of Matthew Shepard, the tireless, one-note hate fucks at Westboro Baptist Church have turned their sights on the world of college football. Along with a planned picket of a Paul Newman tribute concert in San Francisco (“He lived a life of pure filth. From his desire to be a movie star to his personal life as an adulterer. You know full well that nobody had a CLUE who Paul Newman was until he played a drunken fag in Tennessee Williams’ Cat On A Hot Tin Roof with the WHORE Elizabeth Taylor, then his acting career took off”), the WBC wrecking crew claim they’ll be out in full force tomorrow when Oklahoma visits Kansas State.
Bill Snyder Family Stadium – K-State Football LOSERS! Kimball & College We will picket your stinking, rotten awful football game. You guys are not good football players, I’m just saying. And that is because you try to throw that ball with limp wrists. More importantly you got those limp wrists from your Living God as a curse because you refuse to obey. Here was the promise from God, and they are good as gold. We are seeing with our eyes, each day more and more that when Our God determines to curse a land, He does it with great panache. Check this out, this is the promise made to our forefathers: Deuteronomy 11:26 ¶ Behold, I set before you this day a blessing and a curse; 27 A blessing, if ye obey the commandments of the LORD your God, which I command you this day: 28 And a curse, if ye will not obey the commandments of the LORD your God, but turn aside out of the way which I command you this day, to go after other gods, which ye have not known. 29 And it shall come to pass, when the LORD thy God hath brought thee in unto the land whither thou goest to possess it, that thou shalt put the blessing upon mount Gerizim, and the curse upon mount Ebal. 30 Are they not on the other side Jordan, by the way where the sun goeth down, in the land of the Canaanites, which dwell in the champaign over against Gilgal, beside the plains of Moreh? 31 For ye shall pass over Jordan to go in to possess the land which the LORD your God giveth you, and ye shall possess it, and dwell therein. 32 And ye shall observe to do all the statutes and judgments which I set before you this day. Worshipping your goofy false gods got you in this mess – so we will gleefully stand and observe you play the part that you so desperately determined to play, i.e. the fool. And God will laugh you to scorn (Psalm 2) as you bellow and bawl about getting your backsides spanked both on and off the football field. God Hates Kansas State; God Hates Kansas; God Hates america and america is Doomed. AMEN!
Here’s hoping this inspires a moment of introspection from those ‘Catbackers whose favorite dim-witticisms regarding their intra-state rival are “Gay U” and “Gayhawks.”
Funny, but I’ve been out in Kansas. Never met me a turdburglar the whole time I was there (’85).
And exactly what WAS the point these anal-retentives were reaching for, anyway?? Somebody want to clue me in on this???
historians, please note October 25 marked the first non-ironic, unapologetic use of the term “turdburglar” in CSTB’s 5 year run.
Hmmm, If they are cursed for their sins, and you are not because of your faith in God. Then why aren’t all your sons and daughters olympic athletes or professional Football players? Seems only to reason.