Manchester United / Tamba Bay Bucaneers supremo Malcom Glazer has been released from the hospital after suffering a stroke last weekend. There’s no truth to the rumor that Glazer was stricken after watching that ridiculous Nike commercial in which Wayne Rooney is running from end-to-end while subtitles are provided for no reason whatever.

In a slightly related story, FC United Of Manchester, the newly formed club who’ve been toiling at Bury’s Gigg Lane,  won the North West Counties Division Two championship last weekend. Though their big celebratory bus ride took place this Saturday, here’s some earlier footage that may or may not give you a headache.